Sadly, the G Train Community Never Fully Accepted Him Again

Hammered 20-year-old, screaming: Yo, I fucked my boss! Yo, I fucked my boss! You ever fuck your boss? [Points to friend] He had to fuck some fat chick and I got my dick sucked all night by my boss! Yo, and she’s, like, 30. [Starts humping pole] She was like, ‘Uhhh, Jim*, give it to me! Fuck me harder!’ He falls on the floor, rolling around with more manic laughter. Friend: Yo, shut up. I gotta take this train when I’m sober. –G train Overheard by: Please don’t look

You See Any Nazis Around Here?

Daughter to father: Hey dad! Can I take krav maga?
Father: Honey, it's too expensive, why would you want to do that?
Daughter: Because it's like, the coolest martial art ever! It was invented by jews to beat up the nazis!
Father (after brief pause): Well that didn't work very well, did it? –Upper West Side