Queer: There were so many fat people there… I was, like, breathing fat-air.
–Lafayette & Bleecker
Fat guy, looking at cheese nips: Oh no! I don’t want the reduced-fat ones!
–Associated Market, Bleecker & LaGuardia
Latina on train full of Yankees fans and more people boarding: One person getting off and three getting on! Niggas is trying to fit and they fat! If you fat, take the next train! Oh my god! Fuck!
Girl on cell: What would a party be without the two of us shaking our thigh fat at each other?
Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy
Woman: Skinny motherfuckers! I’m a plus-sized woman! I keep my man warm! I know how to make my man cum! Skinny Motherfuckers!
–Downtown 6 Train
Overheard by: KA
Fat loudmouth: Obesity — it’s in the DNA. And last night, I felt the gene hit me. So I had a tuna sandwich, but I threw away the bread. The gene, it wants me to be fat — it don’t want me to look nice like everyone else.
–Uptown 2 train
Overheard by: Beecals
Realist chick: Yeah, I know how to say ‘french fries’ in practically every language because I’m a fat-ass.
–NYU Kimmel Center, Washingon Square Park
Overheard by: tj