Woman: If I don’t find a guy I want to date within the next year, then I’m going back to school. –B3 Restaurant, Avenue B Overheard by: Laura Walker
HS guy: He’s just so irritatingly flamboyant. The first day of class I didn’t want to sit in the front row. I was afraid he’d burst into flames. –4 Train Overheard by: Kaitlen
Nut: The original voice of Popeye was Allen Swift.
Patron: Allen Swift, huh?
Nut: You don’t believe me.
Patron: No, I’m just, um, impressed that you know so much about Popeye. –Museum of Television and Radio
Yuppie: If I could be anywhere in the world now, I would be in the West Bank. – Cafe, Williamsburg
Young Woman: Are you part Italian?
Older Woman: I’m Italian by injection! –Private party, NYC
Crone: It’s 2:30! Shoot me, please. Why did I ever marry that man? –Office, 36th Street
Old Man: You put your hands on me again, I’ll cut your fucking throat. –Post Office, Bensonhurst
Guy #1: Look at that ass.
Guy #2: That is tight.
Guy #1: Man, I would have came eight times. –W Train
Gay Man #1: I like your coat.
Gay Man #2: Where did you get it?
Gay Man #1: Gucci.
Gay Man #2: Gucci, Gucci, Goo! –Elevator, Manhattan
One postal agent to other, speaking of the UPS agent nearby: Tell him to pick up all the heavy boxes, especially for the walk-ups. –Bleecker street Overheard by: Disco Lama