Dude: We have called you The Breast Fondler for like two years and she wouldn’t even let you fondle her breasts? Doesn’t she know your nickname? –6 train Overheard by: Matt Stoudt
Tourist lady: Oh my god! Oh my god! That’s ground zero! –Construction site, 42nd & 6th
Guy: Yeah, man, that’s true. But you have to keep in mind that while you’re emotionally emasculated, he’s physically emasculated, and there’s a helluva difference. –Knitting Factory Overheard by: Patrick Taylor
Boy: Yo, that’s an oxymoron. That’s like saying ‘Peter picked a pail of pickles’ and he’s a vegetarian. –Q111 bus, Jamaica Ave
Hipster #1: This guy keeps following me around trying to get me to be in his movie.
Hipster #2: Ugh, I would never be in a movie! –The Coral Room, Chelsea Overheard by: Magpie
Woman: Where is Georgia anyway?
Her brother: It’s a state.
Woman: I know, but where is it?
Her brother: Down south somewhere. –Newark Airport Overheard by: Coffee
A guy and a girl are standing next to each other, waiting to cross the street. She’s wearing a winter jacket, scarf and hat.
Guy: You’re in trouble.
Guy: What the fuck are you going to do when it gets cold? –Times Square Overheard by: Anna Ryan
Chick: Oh my God! I forgot I was in New York! –Astor Place
Hobo: I never should have left Kansas City. –85th between 2nd & 3rd
Hipster Art Guy #1: I’m working conceptually.
Hipster Art Guy #2: Cool. How’s that going? –Chelsea Overheard by: Magpie