Archive for May, 2008

So That’s How It Spreads

[Homeless man is giving directions to tourists.]
Construction worker to tourists below: Don’t listen to that guy, he’s a homeless bum. He don’t know what he’s talking about, he’s crazy. Seriously, stop talking to him, he’s just a whacked out homeless guy.
Homeless man: Yeah, well… You’re homeless! Yeah, how you like that? –Columbus Circle Overheard by: adrift midwestern hipster