Archive for October, 2008

Those Guys Are So Ignorant

Security guard to group of teenagers: Where are you from? Are you from the West Coast? I want to know what's going on over there.
Teenager: We're from Washington, DC.
Security guard: Oh, that's on the West Coast.
Teenager: No, Washington, DC is on the East Coast.
Security guard: Ohhh. You've got all those politicians, huh? That sucks.

–Bowrey Ballroom

Overheard by: Fifi

As Kind of a “Welcome to the Neighborhood”

Hispanic guy to tall guy passing by: Pssst!
(tall guy turns head without stopping)
Tall guy
: No, thanks. (keeps walking and Hispanic guy starts following him)

Hispanic guy: Psssssst!
(tall guy stops at door, opens it)
Hispanic guy
: Oh, you live here. I live over there. Why don't you let me suck your dick?


–35th & 9th

Overheard by: Brad