Radiology nurse: I have been asked out before. But never while giving a barium enema! –Radiology Medical Office, Brooklyn Overheard by: Paper Doctor on cell: I have to get oriented as to the location of those cadavers! –3rd Ave, Near Cabrini Medical Center Older doctor to younger doctor in a group: You actually tried to get a dermatology consultant to come in the middle of the night? That was pretty dumb. You know those guys wouldn't get out of their Shea butter body wraps unless the world was ending. –Kings County Emergency Room Suit to lady friend: If you really wanted to smoke crack you'd go to the hospital! –Nassau St & Ann St Overweight girl to female friend: Wanna play gynecologist? –St. Mark's Place Overheard by: Sarah Booz
Bus driver: We should be arriving in Port Authority soon, hopefully at our schedule arrival time, but it all depends on the Lord of the tunnel. –Port Authority Bus Overheard by: Emily M60 bus driver, under breath, to traffic ahead: Mush. Mush. Yeah, mule. Mush. Git along. –106th & West End Bus driver on PA: Madam, don't let your children swing on the hand bars…this is not a jail. –M15 Bus Overheard by: bonoboxoxo Funny bus driver in soft-spoken jazz voice: This is Madison Avenue. If this is you, get out. I wish I was getting out. Does anyone know how to get out? Next is Park Avenue…or it's not. Is anyone listening? Thanks for the smile. –M16 Crosstown Bus Announcer on bus (waiting for someone to request a stop): Come on, my line's open. Someone dial my number. Come on, you know the number! (a passenger requests a stop) There we go! Thanks for calling! I knew you would! –M16 Bus Overheard by: alli
20-something chick (smelling pot and laughing): Woo…better cross the street! Wouldn't want to get high on this second hand smoke!
Middle aged father: Yeah, you're right…first hand is always better! –4th & Washington Square West Overheard by: agrees with the dad
Hysterical girl #1: What stop is next?
Hysterical girl #2: Tuckahoe.
Hysterical girl #3: I tucked a hoe in my pants once. –Metro North Railroad
Out-of-towner: So, like, are the other boroughs nice? –11th St Overheard by: Jaya
Woman: But where does your money come from? Who gives it to you?
Little girl: The world. –34th St Subway Station
Lady #1: Girl, it was the best salad I ever *had*! Baby, it was better than sex! All I gotta do is eat this salad and masturbate and I'm good to go!
Lady #2: I thought it was okay, but it wasn't better than sex.
Lady #1: That's 'cause you smoke too much and you burnt off all your taste buds. You taste things based on memory. –W 26th St & 7th Ave Overheard by: Jason
(Woman #1 is trying to exit Starbucks while pushing a stroller. Woman #2 comes to her rescue and keeps the door open)
Woman #1: You aren't from New York, are you?
Woman #2: No.
Woman #1: Because you're too sweet. –Starbucks, 114th St & Broadway Overheard by: Dan
Woman to toddler: The devil is evil. That's why his name is spelled “d-evil”. –Greyhound Bus
World Music connoisseur #1: I think he's singing in Brazilian now.
World Music connoisseur #2: No, no…this song's in Argentinian. –Manu Chao Concert, Prospect Park