Archive for 2008

Manhattan’s Latest Specialty Store in the Making

Girl #1: I don’t know what I want to eat. I’m trying to decide between sushi and cereal.
Girl #2: All I know is I want something hot. I don’t really care what. This is just one of those times when you want something warm in your mouth, whether it’s a cup of soup or a penis.

–2 train

I Am So Telling Her about the Lipstick

Man: I love your mom.
Woman: What?! No you don’t!
Man: I always speak well of her.
Woman: No, you don’t.
Man: I don’t say, ‘I gave your mom 20 bucks for a cab home last night.’ I don’t say, ‘Tell your mom to stop changing her lipstick — my dick looks like a rainbow.’ I don’t say, ‘After meeting your mom, all my friends have herpes.’ In fact, I don’t say anything rude at all.
Woman, cell ringing: It’s mom calling.

–Union Square

Overheard by: Dave