Archive for 2008

Your Neck Gets Stiff Keeping Your Nose in the Air

Lady: Yeah, I mean I’m looking for something that is a fit for me. Ya know, you’re either an East Side girl or a West Side girl… there’s really no in-between.
Real estate agent: Right, right, I understand. That’s why I’m here.
Lady: Because you know, I don’t want to be surrounded by frat bros and their yoga moms.
Real estate: Understandable, I wouldn’t subject anyone to that.

–Starbucks, 57th & Lexington

Overheard by: trying to get caffeine fix