Archive for 2009

Every Day I Test Myself, and Every Day I Fail.

Subway operator: This downtown 1 train will not be stopping at 50th Street. I repeat, will not be stopping at 50th Street.
(a minute passes)
Subway operator
: We will not be stopping at 50th Street. There is a stalled train there. We will be going straight to 42nd without stopping at 50th.

(another minute goes by)
Subway operator
: This is a downtown 1 train, next stop will be 50th. Shit! 42nd.


–1 Train

Strangely, She Then Mentioned a “Russian Judge” and a “German Judge”

Male Fordham student: I think I witnessed a girl getting bad news about either being pregnant or getting STDs!
Female Fordham student: How do you know?!
Male Fordham student: Because she was on the phone and I heard her say “wait, that's not possible, how could the results come back as that?”

–Fordham University, Lincoln Center