Archive for 2009

Um, Wasn't She 92?

High school girl #1: Yeah, she really needs to take better care of herself!
High school girl #2: Well, not anymore. She's dead.
High school girl #1: Well, she should have.

–Downtown 1 Train

Overheard by: Christiana Little


Young woman #1: And I hate him for it! I was always the needy one! So now he's doing what I taught him. Now he's the needy one. That used to be me! And he's using the tricks I taught him to manipulate me! I hate him so much!
Young woman #2: So when's the wedding?

–Central Park Reservoir

Overheard by: The Grozz