Archive for 2009

How About Building Me a House Instead?

Man #1 to man #2, with headphones in on his computer: Are you an army man?
(man #2 doesn't respond)
Man #1
: Are you an army man?

(man #2 doesn't respond)
Man #1
: Excuse me! I asked you a question, I'm not asking you to build me a house! Are you an army man?

Man #2: I know, and I'm declining to answer your question.
Man #1: I'm not a vet or anything, I'm just trying to get some money.
Man #2: That's what I thought.

–Starbucks, Penn Station

Overheard by: B