Archive for 2009

The Man Has Earned His Quarter

Decently dressed man, who doesn't look like he needs a quarter: Does anyone have a quarter? Does anyone have a quarter?
(no response, he sits down)
Decently dressed man, sounding like radio announcer
: You're listening to power 105… Power 105… You've got the power… Power 105… Power 105…

(lights cigarette, and begins standing on one foot in center of car with his arms stretched out)
Little girl to father
: Wow, daddy… He's good!


–6 Train

Overheard by: johnnytomatoes

This Is Not a Hard Problem

50-something yuppie guy to another: My wife just doesn't understand that men go through menopause too. It's not just a woman's problem. These past few months I can tell that I've begun my menopause.
Teenage girl sitting across from two yuppies: I'm pretty sure they call what you're going through “erectile dysfunction.”

–F Train

Overheard by: Sophia