Archive for 2009

Remember What We Had to Do with Grandma When She Kept Demanding Her Pills?

Screaming child: I want ice cream and I want it now! Now! Now! Mom, get me ice cream!
Mother, calmly: Darling. While I love you deeply, I would really like to shove your behavior in the middle of the street to be run over by a bus. Understand?

–Central Park

Overheard by: queenofscots