Nurse: I once had a patient die on me. That shit stressed me out! –E 16th St Overheard by: wendy chin
Female Hipster, singing: Boom boom boom, let’s go back to my room…
Male Hipster: I remember when that song came out–that was the dirtiest song imaginable! — Lolita
Thug to young friend checking DVDs in library: How come you got a library card?
Friend: Because I'm…normal? –Seward Park Library, Broadway & Rutgers Overheard by: Puma
Dude #1: Dude! You farted!
Dude #2: Dude! We're outside! What do you want me to do, hold it till we get inside? –22nd St & 6th Ave Overheard by: Manhattman
Drunk dude #1: You see, the East Village is not so bad, you need to get out of the Upper East Side more often.
Drunk dude #2: Fuck you bro, the East Village smells like feet, unemployment, and Indian food. –4th & Ave A Overheard by: Ahmad Zubair Sahar
Drunk guy to entire restaurant: Everyone I want to make a toast, raise your fucking glasses. Alright — My girlfriend had an abortion, we are not having a baby! –Silk Road Palace, 81st & Amsterdam
Tour guide to group of middle-aged tourists: Now, this block in particular has been very influenced by the Israelis. –MacDougal & Bleecker Overheard by: Genevieve Tour guide to bus full of unimpressed tourists: "Cookie" is a Dutch word! And "boss," like your boss, that's a Dutch word too! –Blue Tourist Bus Ghetto yellow-shirted bus tour guide on cell: Oooooyee, we was high last night boy! –42nd St & Broadway Tour guide to to large crowd: You will get hit, and it will be your fault! –Times Square Overheard by: Daniela John
Production assistant: Lindsay, we need you right away.
Lindsay Lohan: Oh my God! Don’t talk to me like I’m some kind of normal person! –7th Ave & 9th St Overheard by: Ethan
Woman #1: He had to take his cat to the vet.
Woman #2: She has to get spaded? –Office, W. 53rd Street
Four-year-old #1 holding out a gummy snack: Is this a Pygmy Marmoset?
Four-year-old #2: That’s a elephant!
Four-year-old #2’s mom: It’s an elephant.
Four-year-old #1: Ugh. I wanted a Pygmy Marmoset. –Metro-North to Grand Central