Archive for May, 2010

Wednesday One-Liners Like Their Women Like They Like Their Coffee: Hot, and with a Spoon in Them.

Hipster on cell: Dude, yeah, coffee gives me the shits too; but I'd rather have the shits than no coffee. –Dunkin' Donuts Overheard by: Madalyn Poet, selling self-published book on train: We're like Starbucks coffee and biscotti; you're tall and hot and I'm hard and nutty. –Uptown 6 Train Overheard by: Marc Little girl to mother: It's like every single person in the whole wide world came to Starbucks and we were the veeeerrrrryyy last ones. –Starbucks Colonel Sanders-looking man, in strong Southern accent: I want somethin cold… Whadya git? –Starbucks

Wednesday Conga Liners

Young gay: It's gay upon gay in that establishment, but not one person's dancing! –Boiler Room, E 4th & 2nd Ave Overheard by: That's because it's the Boiler Room Mother to five-year-old son looking at Rockettes signage: Well, for one thing, you have to be a girl. And you also have to really long legs. –Outside Radio City Music Hall Overheard by: Bryan Girl: Woah, there's no one in the dance studio. That's so ironic! –Beacon School 20-something girl: Well, the way he was dancing, I couldn't not take his wallet! –1st Ave & 12th St Overheard by: rachel

McSteamy Wednesday One-Liners

Girl on phone: I gotta go to another guy because the last guy was like, "have you been sleeping with any Asian investment bankers?" and I was like, "no," and he's like, "well, then you don't have syphilis." And I'm like, "you're not a very good doctor!" –Greenpoint Girl on train: You should really meet this guy. He's like half witchdoctor and half… I don't know… Physical therapist. –LIRR Overheard by: The WC Bag lady, yelling: What is my vital sign, asshole? Systolic… Diastolic… The fuck does that mean, Mr. Doctorman? –6 Train Overheard by: pretending not to have been pre-med in college Suit on cell: What do you mean I'm being ridiculous? He's a foot doctor… He's not licensed to give rectal exams, Floyd! –Q Train Overheard by: EKavet