Archive for December, 2010

Wednesday One-Liners Involve a Lot Of Concentration

Film Nazi: The Holocaust did give us some good movies. –Penn Station Overheard by: Tom and Katie Suit on cell : And they were playing loud Nazi music. –Lincoln Center Hip dude on cell, very casually: Sieg heil, my friend, sieg heil. –Queens. Girl: If it's about the Holocaust, it's going to get me hard… Not where I was going with that. –55th & 3rd Overheard by: seeareuh

Who's a Good Wednesday One-Liner? You Are!

Serious man to dog: I am very disappointed in you. I expect more of you than that. –Carroll Gardens Overheard by: Sunny Woman to pooping Jack Russell terrier: Don't even pay attention to all those people who are looking at you. They all poop too. Everybody poops! –University & 9th Little girl, angrily to her dog for going at a mural: You just peed on Barack Obama! –East Village Overheard by: Z Woman to dog: No, we can't go in there; that's an evil pet store. –50th & 9th Overheard by: Natalie Woman to her dog: You know, there are a lot of crazy people in the world. That's why I trust your opinion so much. –Tompkins Square Park Overheard by: Jessie