Archive for May, 2011

I'm Married to a Red Hooker

Middle-aged intoxicated white male #1: You've heard of Canal Street, but have you ever heard of Gowanus Canal Street?
Middle-aged intoxicated white male #2: Duh, I've lived here twenty years.

–Atlantic Ave & Smith St, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Mary


What She Did Was Clay Modeling

20-something guy to friend: You're girlfriend's a model? Nice! (pause) My girlfriend did modeling once.
20-something friend: Yeah?
20-something guy: Yeah. She was too short, though.

–Prince St, Soho

Overheard by: Katherine


Gosh, You're Deep.

Girl: It's so strange. This is nothing like Chicago.
Guy: I know. It's New York.

–East 6th St & 1st Ave


What Really Happened to Little Michael Jackson.

Child in elevator: I wanna press the button.
Mother: I'll let you press it on the way down.
Child: No, I wanna do it now! No, I wanna do it now!
Mother: I'm gonna beat the black off you if you don't shut the fuck up!
Child: (silence)

–Court St, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Mimic


I Thought That Was, Like, a Sexual Thing?

Guy #1: If I were The Joker my best pick-up line would be “lets put a smile on that face.”
Guy #2: Or “why so serious?”
Guy #3: How about “wanna see me make this pencil disappear?”
Girl #1: Poor Joker… That's why he wanted to kill everybody.

–N Train

Overheard by: A&Z


…the Literature!

Drunk college dude #1: We're in college! And we're drunk! So let's get some Mexican!
Drunk college dude #2: Yeah, not the food though!

–12th & 3rd Ave


This Was the Moment They Fell in Love.

Girl: Do you know how to drive a stick?
Boy: Nah, I learned when I was wasted.
Girl: Me too! Spring break senior year. My friend's Mustang. Don't remember…

–Downtown 4 Train