Suit on phone: So the asshole is chewing me out and I said "Well, don't blame me! The monkey's butt was red when I got there!" Well, that shut him up, cause he knew I was talkin about him…
Overheard by: Smileythedog
Husband to wife, about towel with monkey design: That's a culturally biased rag, because it has monkeys on it.
–Target, Gateway Center
Overheard by: Scott Hutchins
Raspy hobo: Hey sweetheart, whatchya got in dat bag? A baby gorilla?
Overheard by: Lisa
Excited little boy to dad: He looked like a huge gorilla with slimy skin, and he had a salamander face on his fingers!
–DeKalb Avenue, Brooklyn
Overheard by: Morning Glory
Girl: Just stop. Stop! Enough with the fucking monkeys!
–Khyber Pass Restaurant, St. Mark's Place