Plastered Asian guy to Asian girl: Your vagina is vibrating! We're having a poor man's abortion! –7 Train
Woman: I have an idea. Why don't you tell your wife you want to renew your vows, then take her on a cruise and push her overboard.
Man: If it was that easy, baby, a lot more people would be taking cruises. –Uptown 6 Train Overheard by: Carolyn