Middle aged DVD audio enthusiast to uninterested first date: Light up buttons, voice commands, gizmos like that… kinda get me off! –LIRR Young 20-something male to friend: Thus, rendering computers obsolete. –Greenwich & Harrison Overheard by: hngryDavy Guy on cell: Well, the thing about computers, right, is you could see a computer becoming conscious… –70th & Broadway Young suit on phone: I know those were heady times, it was a pre-iPhone world. –Rivington & Allen Overheard by: tenneseejed Lady to guy friends: Technology is awesome! Let's do this! Let's do this! –64th & Central Park West Overheard by: PhDre
Skinny hipster: Well, I only say "amateur taxidermist" because he only takes the animal apart and freezes it, but he doesn't actually stuff it. –Brooklyn Overheard by: curious Man to girlfriend, watching penguins frolic in water: Wow, it's almost as if they're birds that can swim. –Central Park Zoo, Penguin House 20-something to kid: I think sauntering is something horses do, and moseying is something that… walruses do. –D Train Hipster guy to friend: Now I'm the two turtles fucking guy! –Theatre District
Young woman on cell: Hey, I gotta go have an abortion… can I call you back in, like, 45 minutes? –Houston & Lafayette Overheard by: Miguel Guy on cell: Yeah, I got laid off last week and now my girlfriend won't get an abortion. (pause) She wants to have the fucking kid. (pause) I have no idea what she is thinking, but I really don't want to be a part of it. –Penn Station Overheard by: Josh Old white man, trying to walk through overcrowded station: This is why we need more abortions! –Hunter College Store manager on speaker: To the parents of Tim*, your son is next door in Mike's Diner. Your three year old. (slams down microphone) This is why there should be abortions! –Astoria Key Food Overheard by: Anna Little girl to her aunt: Mommy didn't take this long the last two times we were here. –Planned Parenthood Clinic Overheard by: Holly Golightly
Daughter: Look, mom. (shows empty Starbucks cup)
Mom: Hah! I finished firster! –Lexington & 45th
Gangster chess player: You're cute, but let's see how smart you are.
30-something career woman: I'd play you, but I'm on a lunch break from my job. Checkmate. –Union Square Overheard by: Bardiva
Woman: This is gonna take forever, isn't it? And the service is from four to six.
Man: Four to six? It's already 5:34.
Woman: Yeah, but you know black folk always late. The only black folk that's on time is Tyler Perry. That show start at eight. Eight o'clock comes around, that show is starting. –Bx12 Bus
Man #1: Greek mythology is old as shit, man!
Man #2: Yeah, I know. It's like the first documents and shit. –Grand & Clinton