Southern tourist woman, drawling heavily: 'Scuse me, so to get to ground zero, I just stay on this train the whole way, right?
JAP: Yes, just go all the way to the end.
Southern tourist woman: Thank you!
JAP: Where are you two from?
Southern tourist man: We're from Mississippi.
JAP: Oh, wow! Have you been here before? Do you like it?
Southern tourist woman: It's great! We've had a lot of fun. I'm a little surprised the city isn't overrun with Jews the way we'd heard it was. We haven't run into any yet, thankfully.
JAP, taken aback: Oh… Uhm, well, I am Jewish.
Southern tourist woman, almost consoling: Oh, well… That's okay.
Overheard by: Jewish person