Archive for 2011

Squeaky-Clean Wednesday One-Liners

Father on cell: When I come home, you're going to be shamwowed. –4th st & Ave A 7th grade Asian girl: My mom hasn't done laundry in, like, forever. I'm wearing my bathing suit under this. –Hunter College High School College girl, out of nowhere: They should really get soap on a rope in prison. I mean, wouldn't that help people if they are always dropping the soap? –NJ Transit Woman on phone: Kids have to be in bed by 9:30, but at 9:00 they must be in hot water, bathing and soaking their penises. –40th St & 6th Ave Overheard by: Michelle


Boys Are Just Accessories to Her.

Girl: Oh, I like your Irish necklace!
Guy: Here, you can have it.
Girl: Oh, wow, thanks! Now ill never forget you, Kevin!
Guy: It's Evan. –Outside of Bodega, Astoria