Archive for 2011

Winesday One-Liners

Suit on cell: Does the champagne have to be kosher?

–42nd St

Overheard by: Estoye

20-something girl to mother: Church isn't a bar, but it serves wine and crackers!

–46th St & Park Ave

Overheard by: Molly

Guy on cell: Yeah, the doctor said she has like 400 allergies–to things she's been around her whole life. (pause) Like red wine, and chocolate… and the color blue.

–71st St & Broadway

Overheard by: I Should Mind My Own Business

Guy at bar: 3:00 pm on a Friday. It's like the Hooters of wine bars.

–Sweet & Vicious

Overheard by: pandarants


Wednesday One-Liners Up the Yinyang

Pregnant girl: If I knew having a kid would be this hard, I would've started taking it in the ass.

–Bond St

30-something woman: No, Luke, third base is not anal.

–170th St

Overheard by: meg

Angry hobo, after being ignored: Just bein' friendly! They misconstrued friendly for butt sex.

–145th & St. Nicholas

Dad to infant son having rectal temperature taken: Wow, look at him, just sitting there taking it. You really are Greek!

–Pediatric Emergency Room, Brooklyn

Overheard by: laughing parent