Archive for 2011

People Who Live in Glass Wednesdays Shouldn't Throw One-Liners

Pretentious, fake man to pretentious, fake woman: But of course, Soho in the old days was so pretentious and fake…

–Art Gallery, Chelsea

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Big blond tourist doof to grossly overweight wife who eyeballs every passenger: Yes, you'll see all kinds here.

–Uptown 1 Train

Overheard by: Suze Volchok

British tourist : There's too many fucking tourists.

–42nd St

30-something on cell: I hate it when people put labels on other people, it's just… so gay.

–McCarren Park

Wednesday Headliners

Tourist to another: I don't get why they have a roller coaster based on Aerosmith. They need to have a ride based on someone that everybody likes, like Britney Spears.

–Q Train

Confused teenage girl to another, looking at wall of silver-screen era movie star magazines: Where's Justin Bieber?

–Museum of the Moving Image, Astoria

Overheard by: Lori

Blond: It's not like it was Barack Obama. We just saw Mike Myers! It was like "Ohmygod, I totally admire you!"

–W 4th St

Overheard by: Megan W.

Bearded guy to tough guy: You should scissor-kick the shit outta Snooki.

–40th St & Broadway