Archive for 2011

I Got a Handjob Just Last Week!

Crazy hobo to NYU girls discussing why Argo Tea closed early: Hey girls! You're supposed to be talking about more important things.
NYU girl, without skipping a beat: You're supposed to have a job.

–University Ave

Overheard by: NYU student

Aren't You Missing Judge Judy, Sir?

Old guy: Hey you! Yeah, with the backpack. You see this? (points to sign on lamppost) 30 dollars an hour to walk a dog, can you believe that?
College kid: That's expensive.
Old guy: Do you go to college?
College kid: Yeah.
Old guy: For 30 fucking dollars an hour, you should drop out and walk this fucking dog.

–28th St & 3rd Ave

Overheard by: Elan