Old guy: Hey you! Yeah, with the backpack. You see this? (points to sign on lamppost) 30 dollars an hour to walk a dog, can you believe that?
College kid: That's expensive.
Old guy: Do you go to college?
College kid: Yeah.
Old guy: For 30 fucking dollars an hour, you should drop out and walk this fucking dog.

–28th St & 3rd Ave

Overheard by: Elan