Archive for 2011

Wouldn't It Be More Accurate to Say I Make You Nauseous

Woman: She's having morning sickness, but only in the evening.
Man: Wouldn't it be more accurate to just say she gets nauseous in the evening?
Woman, after pause: And then you complain you have no friends.

–Chinatown

Overheard by: Big Larry


Judge Starr Loves the DNA

Defendant to officer: How do you think I'm doing?
Officer: Pretty good, but that pesky DNA might be a problem.

–Manhattan Supreme Court