Archive for 2011

If You Think It's a Tamagotchi, You Don't Know Dick.

Laughing 9th grader #1, looking at sketch drawn on iPhone: I'm guessing it's a penis.
Laughing 9th grader #2: No, it's much more creative than a penis. Oh my god, I can never look a a Tamagotchi the same again.

–Hunter College High School

Thank God All These People Are Skinny

Bald guy: Sold out tonight; gonna be about a thousand people in here.
Redhead: I hope I don't pass out.
Bald guy: You just gotta be careful that you don't get trampled.
Redhead: It wouldn't be the first time.

–The Pit, Bowery Ballroom

Overheard by: C. R.