Archive for 2011

Are You Coming on to Me??

Frat friend: Instead of apple and honey, what if I rang in the Jewish new year with pot and whiskey?
Asian friend: Why not an apple martini?

–Whole Foods, Houston St


On the Plus Side, They've Probably Lost Their Jobs by Now.

Girl: So then I put in a ten, and then I tried to change it to a five, but it was too late.
Guy #1, laughing: You just lost Goldman Sachs sixty million dollars! Way to go!
Guy #2: Yeah, when I worked at a hedge fund…

–Hallway, NYU Stern

Overheard by: Non-Banker Student