Archive for 2011

Gosh, You're Deep.

Girl: It's so strange. This is nothing like Chicago.
Guy: I know. It's New York.

–East 6th St & 1st Ave

What Really Happened to Little Michael Jackson.

Child in elevator: I wanna press the button.
Mother: I'll let you press it on the way down.
Child: No, I wanna do it now! No, I wanna do it now!
Mother: I'm gonna beat the black off you if you don't shut the fuck up!
Child: (silence)

–Court St, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Mimic