Archive for 2011

Are All Men Brothers? Discuss.

Hyper redhead: I came here on a date with a guy and within the first ten minutes he was telling me about a dream where he was having anal sex with his brother.
Thoroughly friend-zoned dude: (brief, inaudible response)
Hyper redhead: I know. It's like, why would you bring that up?

–20th St & Park Ave

How Do You Like It?

Toddler girl, crying: Everything smells like poooooop!
Annoyed mom: That's the city!

–Fordham Road

Overheard by: Philosopher

Closely Followed by Extensions

Gay grad student: That girl used to be so skinny!
Straight male friend: I think that's my favorite sentence in the English language.

–116th & Amsterdam