Archive for 2011

How Charlie Sheen Meets All His “Angels”

Tall blonde: So I feel asleep on the train last week, and in my sleep curled up in a ball, ya know?
Asian guy: Yeah.
Tall blonde: I woke up to this hobo giving me a leg and foot massage.
Asian guy: What!?
Tall blonde: Yeah! He then asked me were I was heading, and if I'd want to go back home with him. I was like, “no!”

–1 Train

Overheard by: Jem

But I'm Totally Writing About It on My College Application.

Preppy girl #1: I know! Can you believe it? I wish I'd been bitten by a fucking dog!
Preppy girl #2: (laughs)
Preppy girl #1: Yeah, it was pretty tragic. We were like… ten when it happened? I guess I was there. I don't really remember.

–Central Park

Overheard by: Nevin