Archive for 2011

A Fist to the Jaw?

Little white boy: I like the light people much more than the dark people.
(black passengers are shocked)
Embarrassed father, addressing bus
: He is talking about sunlight and shadows.

Oblivious son: What's the difference?

–Q64 Bus

Overheard by: Good either way


Aerosmith Begs to Differ.

Cheery, talkative young woman to friend as elevator doors closes: I'm goin' on a date tonight, and Brynelle said she doesn't want me to fuck it up by sleeping with him on the first date–I got a bad fuckin' habit of this–because she wants to meet his friends.
Friend: You do realize you said that to this whole elevator, right?
Cheery, talkative young woman: So?
Bemused fellow rider, whispering after the pair walk through lobby: Best elevator ride ever!

–5th Ave

Overheard by: TheWB