Archive for 2011

Guys Foolishly Believe It's All About Money and Penis Size

Girl to friend: I mean, it's not like I'm asking for a lot!
Friend: Of course you're not!
Girl to friend: All I ask for is that when we go out to karaoke, that he really wants to sing his heart out. All I want is for a man to want to go to karaoke with me every weekend. It's like I'm torturing him or something!
Friend: What!? No! That's ridiculous!

–25th St & 8th Ave


Let Him Speak Up, Then

Woman #1: Shit, I don't care what she thinks about me, only God can judge me!
Woman #2: That's true, but I have a feeling God thinks you're a whore for sleeping with a married man, too.

–7 Train