Archive for 2011

…Hence My High Heels and No Pants

Black guy #1: I ate two of them weed brownies and I was all normal except for seein' all of them cartoon hallucinations. Donald duck, mickey mouse–they was all there in front of me!
Black guy #2: Man, I'm gonna stay away from that shit. I'm paranoid enough already.

–L Train

Overheard by: Not a cartoon


It's a Good Life

Toddler in stroller to obviously frustrated nanny: You're not being nice to me… You're not being nice to me!

–24th St & 6th Ave

Overheard by: Anderson


Your Editors Would Totally Look

Black man sitting on park bench: Yo, she's so ticklish you touch her and she jumps!
Black woman: Yeah, you just look at ma feet and I crack da fuck up.

–Brooklyn Promenade

Overheard by: Andrew Giambrone


Stoned Again, Are We?

Schoolboy #1, looking at John Lennon's Imagine memorial: Beatles, right?
Schoolboy #2: Yup.
Schoolboy #1: Is his body under there?
Schoolboy #2: Yup.

–Strawberry Fields, Central Park


Tonight on The Penis Whisperer

Girl #1, stumbling down the block: If I had a penis, I'd use it!
Guy walking past, stopping dead in his tracks: Whoa!
(girls laugh and keep walking)
Girl #2
: I could have sworn you whispered that!


–Astor Pl

Overheard by: yourbabydaddy