Archive for 2011

And the High Horse You Rode In On

Woman of a certain age on bike: Vegans have better health, better sex, longer life, clearer conscience, smaller footprint?
Passerby: Get off the sidewalk.

–12th St & 1st Ave

Overheard by: Zoe

Says the Guy Who Plays the Bagpipes?

Little girl listening to iPod, singing out loud: Imma be, imma be, imma-imma-imma-be…
Grandpa standing next to her: Imma beat you if you don't stop doing that…

–Midwood, Brooklyn