Archive for 2011

…Without Getting Paid, Like Usual.

Brunette teen: Yeah, I saw that episode of Degrassi when Jimmy tries to fuck his girlfriend.
Blond teen: Fucking Jimmy would be like fucking a dead guy.

–14th St b/w 8th & 9th

Overheard by: musicgurl207


He Sucks; I Bite

Dude: I flirted with her really hard, and she was totally into it.
Girl, flirtatious: Oh, yeah?
Dude: Yeah. Her boyfriend wasn't too happy though.
Girl: Ha! Yeah?
Dude: Yeah. And he's a vampire, but it's cool. Cause I'm a werewolf.

–1 Train


We Aren't Gonna Lie– It's Nice to Know MTA Workers Also Treat Each Other This Way.

MTA rail worker to booth attendant: Miss? Could you open the gate?
Booth attendant: You got to swipe your pass.
MTA rail worker, showing his ID: See this? And the uniform?
Booth attendant, angrily: You got to swipe your pass. We all got to swipe our pass. That's called security. How do I know you're not a terrorist?
MTA rail worker, pointing to ID: Would you just look at this?
Booth attendant, still yelling: We got all these terrorists walking everywhere. How do I know you ain't Al Qaeda?
MTA rail worker: I'm pretty sure Al Qaeda could buy a pass.
Booth attendant: And you could be a terrorist! How could I tell?

–Brooklyn Museum Stop


Props for Keeping That Alive, Sir

Rap artist to female passer-by, trying to hand them his CD: Fo shizzle my nizzle?
Female passer-by: No.
Rap artist: No nizzle?
Female passer-by: No.
Rap artist, calling after her: Foshizzle? (she keeps walking) No nizzle forrizzle?

–23rd St b/w 5th & 6th

Overheard by: Mariah


Shirley Who?

Guy: I'm kind of retarded.
Girl: Yeah, slowly but surely.

–Borders Books, 59th St

Overheard by: yep.


And Don't Even Get Me Started on the Horse.

Woman in fur coat #1: I'm thinking about downsizing: just one bedroom and one closet, that's all I need.
Woman in fur coat #2: Me too. But the ski clothes, and the golf clubs… they take up so much space!

–76th & Broadway

Overheard by: Upper West Snide