Archive for 2011

…Where I Went to School.

Spanish guy to American woman in cafe: Oh, this music is so great, so sad… Do you know it? It's a fado.
American woman: Oh, that's nice, where's it from?
Spanish guy: From Portugal, have you ever been there?
American woman: No, I've never been anywhere south of Texas.

–East Village


I Think It Smiled at Me

Cute college girl to five others: Oh my god, I was really excited to see his dick.
Other girls: (stare)
Cute college girl: Well, some guys have really weird-looking ones, his looked sooooo cute.

–Financial District