Archive for 2011

Shit.

Young woman leaving Macy's employee entrance: Fuck, will you people just fucking walk!?
Little boy: Mommy, why is the elf in different clothes? And why is she saying bad words?
Random passerby: It's because she's a New York elf.
Little boy: Oooooooooohhhhhhhhh.
Mom: Shit!
Little boy: You could be a New York elf!!!!!!

–35th & 7th


Jwoww Was Pretty Much the Same As a Kid

Six-year-old girl, trying to get parents' attention at dinner: Mommy! Do you know why I pee in the bed? (parents look up in silence) To get your attention.

–Restaurant, Park Slope

Overheard by: Joe


The Fucking Tourists, for Example

Tourist #1: Isn't New York magical?
Tourist #2: Yeah, but I'm sure if you lived here you would have one or two issues with things.
Tourist #1: Like what?

–51st & 6th