Archive for 2011

Jwoww Was Pretty Much the Same As a Kid

Six-year-old girl, trying to get parents' attention at dinner: Mommy! Do you know why I pee in the bed? (parents look up in silence) To get your attention.

–Restaurant, Park Slope

Overheard by: Joe

The Fucking Tourists, for Example

Tourist #1: Isn't New York magical?
Tourist #2: Yeah, but I'm sure if you lived here you would have one or two issues with things.
Tourist #1: Like what?

–51st & 6th