Archive for 2011

I Warned Her Not to Put It in the Dishwasher.

Bar employee holding shopping bag, coming out of bar: Miss! Miss! You forgot your bag!
Girl #1: Oh my god! Thank you!
Girl #2: Thanks for returning her dildo! Her old one broke three days ago and she's been driving everyone crazy!

–2nd Ave & 2nd St

Overheard by: Pedro

…I Fucking Swallowed

20-something girl beaming about a gift: He went to Jared.
20-something friend: He got you a sandwich?
20-something girl, frowning: Girl, why you so damn stupid?

–Downtown C Train