Archive for 2011

The Day Kyle Nearly Got His Gay Card Revoked.

Camp guy: God, why is that dog everywhere nowadays?
Slightly less camp guy: What, that dog? (pointing to Labrador across the street)
Camp guy: No! Donatella, she's in, like, every magazine!

–Grand St & Mercer St

Overheard by: Johanna

Fetish Porn Has Gotten Very Specific.

Catholic schoolgirl #1, stomping on dead leaves on sidewalk: Look, there's a good one!
Catholic schoolgirl #2, doing same: I love it when they make a big, huge crunch!

–Washington Ave & Lafayette

Overheard by: Morning Glory

Ever See Jacob's Ladder, Suzie?

Man: Are you tripping on acid?
Girl: Yes.
Man: You should not be on the subway.

–F Train

Someone's a Little Ho Ho Ho.

Man: I hope Santa come down your chimney!
Woman: I don't want him to come down a chimney. I want him to walk through the front door so I can get some fuckin head!

–McDonald's, The Village

Overheard by: Sam Williams

There Are So Many Holes in That Plan!

Drunk girl: I want coffee…I'm going here… (begins to stumble into Dunkin' Donuts)
Drunk groups of friends in unison: Noooo. Noooo. Noooo. Noooo. Noooo. Noooo.

–3rd Ave & 33rd St.

That's Cold.

Drunk guy: Whooo! It's cold, ladies!
Not drunk girl: Whoo. You're drunk, mister.

–El Sombrero, Stanton & Essex

Different Noodles, Honey

Little tourist kid, waving arms: Chinatown! Chinatown!
Tourist mom, looking at map: No, no, this is Little Italy.
Little tourist kid: Chinatown! Chinatown!

–Mulberry & Kenmare