Yuppie: He said, “I’m a beautiful man, I deserve to be with a beautiful woman.” Because he’s so in love with himself he’s so lazy in bed. –Williamsburg
12 year old chick: You see? I told you! This is how the grown-ups dress. –East Village
Guy: OK, everyone who’s wearing the same clothes today as they did last night, raise their hands! –5th Ave.
Outside a Manhattan club: “Of course we’ll get in. We’re their customers. And of course those girls will get in first — they’re the product!”
Drunk: Where’s my boy, man? –Odessa, Ave. A
Deli guy: Yo Susan, how’s life treating you?
Customer: Bad. I need an new life.
Deli guy: Your life’s almost over and you need a new one? –Bensonhurst
Yuppie #1: “I never put my race down on those forms. Why should I be
classified by race?” Yuppie #2: “I feel the same way about putting my height down on my driver’s
NYU student: “I read the Sunday paper on Sunday–the whole thing–and it really wasn’t that bad! You should try it” Walking in Union Square
Guy: We’re all stuck in a loop of bullshit. –Odessa, Ave. A
Guy #1: He’s not down with it.
Guy #2: What do you mean, he’s not down with it?
Guy #1: Don’t worry, he’s going to be down with it.
Guy #2: How’s he going to be down with it?
Guy #1: We’ll make him down with it. –Ave. A