Your Editors Must Excuse Ourselves for a Moment

Mother: Just a few more blocks, honey.
Six-year-old girl: Oh… Okay.
(a few seconds later)
Six-year-old girl
: Mommy, I really need to go now.

Mother: Just a few more blocks, Angie. A few more blocks.
Six-year-old girl: But mom, I can't wait.
Mother: You're doing good, Angie. Just a few more blocks. Calm down.
(long pause)
Six-year-old girl
: Mommy!

Mother, annoyed: What?
Girl: It's… coming out of my vagina!

–E 86th St

Overheard by: Dylan Sparrow

I Hope Blogging About It Is Okay

Crazy guy: Yo! Hey, Superman! A dude with a Superman shirt looks horrified. Crazy guy: Yo, man! I’m just like you! I’m Spider-Man! He pulls up his shirt and yanks his underwear up out from under his pants, revealing a Spider-Man logo. Crazy guy: See? You know, if you wasn’t a dude, I wouldn’t have shown you. The Superman dude sees two younger girls watching and laughing. Crazy guy: Yo, don’t talk about me when you get off the train! –L train Overheard by: Matthias