Archive for March, 2012

…To Their Slaves

Male student: I mean, what if the South had won the civil war? Do you think things would be different?
Female student: Two countries sharing one continent? Yeah. Some things would have to be different.
Male student: But, like, what, though?
Female student: I don't know. Nothing major probably. They'd still be speaking English. –Barnes & Noble, Union Square


Wednesday One-Liners Run Into Carmen Sandiego

Tourist to wife: I just don't understand! Where are we?! –Times Square Panicking tourist to security guard: Where's Rockefeller Center? We're looking for Rockefeller Center. –Lobby of One Rockefeller Plaza Overheard by: Cung 20-something girl to friend: We should learn to read maps. We live in New York City. It's so simple. We should learn to read maps. –Union Square Overheard by: Katherine Man to woman, walking: It's Broadway and 6th, but I don't know where that is. –Broadway & 6th