Archive for September, 2012

…And End Up in Brookln

Girl #1: God, the 6 train takes so long to come!
Girl #2: I know! Last week the n train took forever because someone tired to commit suicide in front of it.
Girl #1: That's so lame… If i was going to commit suicide, I wouldn't do it on the n train… –6 Train Overheard by: lyon

No Man Is an Island, Mate.

Busker, collecting money after singing: Hey, thanks man! Where are you from? China?
Passenger: Australia, mate!
Busker: Australia by way of China? –6 Train Overheard by: Emily

XOXO, Bitch

Target employee #1: What's an ox?
Target employee #2: It's a mama dog. –Target, Atlantic Center Overheard by: Alison

You Can't Handle the Bronx

Nanny to four-year-old child playing in pretend taxi: So where are you taking me today?
Child: Umm… I don't know yet.
Nanny: Okay, can you take me to the zoo?
Child: Okay, let's go to the Bronx zoo!
Nanny: Okay, let's go to the Central Park zoo instead! –Appleseeds

And If I Were Going by Plane Instead Of Just Flapping My Arms

Blonde: So, how long is the flight to San Diego?
Brunette: I think it's like three hours… Yeah, it's three hours. I leave at three and land at six.
Blonde: Oh, that's it?
Brunette: Yeah, it would be quicker if I didn't have a layover. –Murray Hill