Archive for September, 2012

Actually… (Not Safe for Work)

Girl #1: Where's my fucking pen?
Girl #2: You have a pen for fucking? –Bard High School Queens


Mr. Tyson Seems to Have Crossed the Road

Chick #1: Guess who else is a vegan? Mike Tyson!
Chick #2: The wrestler? But he has his own chicken company!
Chick #1: Yeah, but they're not his chickens. –Delancey & Orchard Overheard by: Chad Elwell


You're the One Train for Me

Mentally impaired man: Hey, miss.
Woman: (silence)
Man: Hey miss, will you be my girlfriend?
Woman: (silence)
Man: Will you be my girlfriend?
Woman: (silence)
Man: I love you I love you I love you.
Woman: (silence)
Man: Will you be my girlfriend?
Woman: Leave me alone.
(he fondles her)
Woman: Don't touch me!
Man: Hey miss, you're beautiful! –1 Train Overheard by: HanV