Girl, breathing in deeply with orgasmic look on her face: Holy shit! Smell! Smell! Smell!
Guy: Oh my god! Yes!
Girl: You can gain weight just standing in here.
–Magnolia Bakery
Overheard by: Andrea Quijano
Archive for October, 2012
Is This a Stupid Question? Discuss.
Girl #1: So we're going to visit your brother?
Girl #2: Yeah, he's working tonight.
Girl #1: What's his last name?
–Grand Central Terminal
Girls Think About Boys; Boys Think About Vagina
Teen chick #1: I just can't tell how he really feels about me…
Teen chick #2: He likes you! He chose you! It's like Pokemon! He took his pokeball and said, “Nicole, I choose you”!
Teen chick #1: But, did he choose me? I think I chose him.
Teen chick #2: I don't know. Which one of you fits into a pokeball better?
–67th & Broadway
Overheard by: Minnie Amelia Rosario
Our Gaydar Went Off at “Beverages”
Guy #1: Let's sit in those seats so we can consume our beverages.
Guy #2: No, if we sit together people will think we're gay.
Guy #1: Not if I'm drinking soda!
–1 Train
She Really Had to Pee
Guy at bar: Is she ok?
Girl just arriving at bar: My friend? Yeah, dude, she's fine, she just had to pee.
Guy at bar: No, I meant that girl that got hit by the car outside.
–32nd St & Park Ave
Overheard by: i couldn't believe it either
Only You Understand Me, Roberto
Dumb girl: Do you think if I learned Italian I would get an accent?
Dumb boyfriend: You know Spanish and don't have one.
–Strand Bookstore
Overheard by: j. hood
Chocolate Comes Out the Other End
Little girl #1 (from inside bathroom stall): Do you like vanilla or chocolate ice cream?
Little girl #2 (from inside bathroom stall): I like vanilla.
Little girl #1 (from inside bathroom stall): I usually throw up when I have vanilla ice cream.
–Ladies' bathroom, Loews Cineplex
I'm Missing Texts, Even As We Speak
Little girl: Mommy, I want a phone.
Mom: You can't have a phone.
Little girl: But all my friends in second grade have phones.
–Pizzeria, Battery Park City
Overheard by: Bryan
One More Reason to Date Outside Your Race
Small white cashier gal: Collard greens, grits… I just love all that stuff!
Large black cashier gal, grimacing: Not me, that's slave food.
–Rite-Aid, Amsterdam & 69th St
Overheard by: Susan Volchok
Oh, I'd Do That Even If We Were Married
Short bald rich man: I hate that you go to work and take off your clothes for other men.
Stripper: Then you probably really hate that I have sex with other men in your bed.
Short bald rich man: As long as they're as rich as me. I don't want you fucking my employees.
–Ritz Diner, 1st Ave
Overheard by: Anna B