Guy pushing handcart of fire extinguishers, after one falls and explodes: It's just like baby powder! –43rd & 6th
Drunk bro #1: Where the hell are you even from?
Drunk bro #2: Tarrytown, bro!
Drunk bro #1: Tarrytown fuckin' sucks. Ossining, baby!
Drunk bro #2: Anyone from Ossining is a homo.
Drunk bro #1: Da fuck you say?! I'm gunna kick your ass. (turns to friend behind him) Hold my sandwich, bro! –Metro-North Rail Overheard by: I hate this train
Woman, yelling through window at 1 am: Get a room! Get a room!
Man, yelling from street: Hey, fuck you! I'll get a room later! –East Village
Tourist dad, referring to perfume bottle light on top of the Dior store: Look at the Christian Dior store, girls. See that bowling pin?
Tourist daughter: Is Dior a bowling alley? –M4 Bus
Drunk girl: Am I not attractive enough to get roofied?
Drunk guy: You are so hot enough to be a rape victim. –12th & Ave B
JAP: It was terrible! I cried myself to sleep!
Wasp friend: No you didn't.
JAP girl: No, I didn't. –Times Square
Black girl #1: Yo, so I'm liking Joe*, but I don't even know what to do with him.
Black girl #2: You said he's all cute 'n shit, so what's up? Did he stop by your place?
Black girl #1: Naw, see that's the problem. He's a white dude and my mom would shit.
Black girl #2: For real?
Black girl #1: Yo, I'll go out with him and suck his dick and all that, but when it comes to my mom…
Black girl #2: Seriously. You gotta be careful.
Black girl #1: Yeah…
Black girl #2: You start hanging out with white people too much and you start gettin' weird.
Black girl #1: Yeah…
Black girl #2: Like Michael Jackson and shit.
Black girl #1: Yeah… –Bedford & Carol Overheard by: tchassis
Girl #1: Hey babe, do you wanna meet up tonight?
Guy #1: Nah, I'm busy. (walks off).
Guy #1 to girl 2: Hey, do you wanna meet up tonight?
Girl #2: Yeah, that'll be great! –Central Park
Guy walking past, singing in an operatic voice: And I am singing my song!
Street vendor nearby: Shawn, come the fuck on. –Port Authority Bus Terminal
Guy: Hey, I think I just saw Snooki!
Girl: You know she was just arrested, right?
Guy: Yeah, I heard. She got arrested at the beach. Do you know how drunk you have to be to get arrested at the beach? I mean, it's seaside. Come on! –Metro-North Rail