Archive for 2012

Somebody Just Got a Magic 8-Ball

Musician #1: It ain't gonna rain.
Musician #2: Yes it is.
Musician #1: Nah, it ain't gonna rain.
Musician #2, dumbfounded: It's raining right now!
Musician #1, after a pause: Nah, it ain't gonna rain.

–Bleecker St

Given the Price Of Cigarettes

Guy #1: I'm living off apples, cigarettes, and granola bars! I'm living the grind!
Guy #2: You're living the cry, not the grind.

–Columbus Circle

Overheard by: Donna

Hence the Spots?

Young woman to man playing guitar: Hey, I didn't know you play here.
Man playing guitar: I go where the sun takes me.

–Union Square

Overheard by: Kara

Or Did You Mean the Musical?

Tourist #1: Excuse me, do you know where 42nd street is?
Tourist #2: Between 41st and 43rd, I think.

–40th St & Broadway