20-something guy to 20-something girl next to him on subway: Excuse me, but I just had to tell you that you're the hottest chick I've seen all day. No, actually week. Maybe even month. No, wait, there was that blonde at Equinox. Yeah, you're the hottest this week.
Overheard by: Grace Gold
Girl on cell: He just was like "lara blah blah blah, you're hot!" and I'm like "shut the fuck up!"
–84th & 2nd
Suit, loudly into cell: Karen, this is the story of my life. I give a hot offer and I get a ho-hum response.
–Behind Barnard College, Claremont Ave
Cute 20-something on phone: No! I only fuck him because he's here and you're in fucking California. If you were in the city I'd be fucking you and not him! (pause) No! I don't care that he's your best friend! He's hot!